程序员在吐槽程序时，通常会采用一些幽默、自嘲或者创意的方式来表达他们的不满或者无奈。以下是一些程序员吐槽程序的做法：
在注释里优雅地吐槽
对待女孩子：
```c
// So sorry, I only fix computers for my girlfriend. If she asks you to fix it again, you can elegantly invite her to dinner~
```
对待男性：
```c
// Hahaha, just kidding!
// 1. "Sorry, I've never used WINDOWS."
// 2. Tell them you're a programmer, not a tech support: "I only know 0s and 1s, I'm not a network admin! I can fix exceptions, not errors, and I definitely can't fix a 404!"
// 3. "I can't." – If the problem is too difficult or you really can't think of a solution quickly （like driver issues）, you can say, "Why can't I？ I didn't graduate from Blue翔!"
// 4. "I'm too busy these days." – A handy excuse for rejecting any request.
// 5. "Try looking up the problem online first. You can try to see if there's a similar issue." – To refuse handouts, you'll become a private售后.
// 6. "Give me the contact info of someone else who can fix it." – Dump the mess on someone else, I don't care!
// 7. "Hardware issues should go to after-sales." – Because hardware is not my problem.
通过代码注释和命名：
- 搞笑的注释：
```
// I'm a Java programmer with 5 years of experience, now a online education instructor.
// I founded a study group of 2000 people learning Java, and I stream daily on the group.
```
- 有创意的拼写错误：
```
// SetPintleOpening, SetPintalClosing （instead of SetPivotOpening, SetPivotClosing）
```
- 抽象和缩写：
```
// ProcessData, DoIt, GetData （抽象到跟什么都没说一样）
// WTF, RTFSC （using拼音缩写）
```
- 随机大写字母：
```
// gEtnuMbER.. （instead of something meaningful）
```
- 重用命名：
```
// Using the same variable name in nested blocks can be effective.
```
- 使用重音字母：
```
// int ínt （instead of int）
```
- 使用下划线：
```
// Using underscores in variable names.
```
- 使用不同的语言：
```
// Mixing English, German, or Chinese Pinyin in variable names.
```
- 使用字符命名：
```
// Using symbols like slash, asterix, comma in variable names.
```
- 使用无关的单词：
```
// Using unrelated words like god, superman, iloveu in variable names.
```
- 混淆l和1：
```
// Intentionally confusing l （el） and 1 （one）.
```
- 伪装欺诈：
```
// For example, mixing code with comments to make it harder to read.
// for（j=0； j
// total += array[j+0]；
// total += array[j+1]；
// total += array[j+2]；
// /* Main body of total += array[j+3]；
// * loop is unrolled
// * total += array[j+4]；
// * for greater speed.
// */